I hate all girls vehemently.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Did I show you my penis last night?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
