but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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