Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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