I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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