i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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