Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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