No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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