What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
When are your genitals available?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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