Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
