were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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