Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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