...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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