The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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