sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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