If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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