id be glad to
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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