how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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