Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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