I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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