I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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