I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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