I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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