Little spoons don't ask big questions
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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