Do vagina's smell?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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