yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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