More tranny stories later!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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