so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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