The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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