I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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