I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.