How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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