Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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