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say what?
wanna hang out?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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