what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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