i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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