So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He did a backflip because drugs
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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