yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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