well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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