I just saw a hot homeless man
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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