Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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