would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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