Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The Olympian is in my bed
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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