it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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