u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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