guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.