I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you have to choose: penises or morals?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?