No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You are the jesus of drinking
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.