im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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