found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How naked do you want me to be?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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