at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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