Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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