I think I am morally bankrupt
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
