ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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