this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
there is glitter all over my balls
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