batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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