do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
