you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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