Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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