ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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