Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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